Transporter 2

BB (out of 5) Shame about the plot: were it only for Jason Statham‘s ability to carry a film, this would be a surefire action classic, but the shoddy writing and poor direction keep it from shining. Statham’s Transporter is taking a break from moving hot goods in his car, instead working a temp job … More Transporter 2

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Wanted

0.5 (out of 5) You suspect you might be watching an adolescent male fantasy disguised as a movie when this one starts…and then Angelina Jolie shows up in a revealing dress and dangerous tattoos and starts shooting up a drugstore to save a geeky IT guy and you’re sure it’s an adolescent male fantasy disguised as … More Wanted

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Transformers

BB (out of 5) Loud, unabashed mess from Michael Bay that updates the 80s toy sensation to the new millenium. Shia LaBeouf is a high-school student who is trying to get through his days without being beaten up by the cool guys and is hoping that the hot girl in class will someday notice him. He … More Transformers

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