My Old Addiction

Movie Reviews By Bil Antoniou

13 Hours (2016)

MICHAEL BAY Bil’s rating (out of 5): BBB.  Malta/Morocco/USA, 2016.  Paramount Pictures, 3 Arts Entertainment, Bay Films, Dune Films, Latina Pictures.  Screenplay by Chuck Hogan, based on the book by … Continue reading

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July 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

A Quiet Place (2018)

JOHN KRASINSKI Bil’s rating (out of 5):   BBB.5.  USA, 2018.  Platinum Dunes, Sunday Night.  Story by Bryan Woods, Scott Beck, Screenplay by Bryan Woods, Scott Beck, John Krasinski.  Cinematography by Charlotte Bruus Christensen.  Produced by … Continue reading

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April 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Mystery Men (1999)

KINKA USHER Bil’s rating (out of 5):  BBB.  USA, 1999.  Universal Pictures, Golar Productions, Dark Horse Entertainment.  Written by Neil Cuthbert, based on characters created by Bob Burden.  Cinematography by Stephen H. Burum.  Produced by Lawrence Gordon, … Continue reading

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February 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Coyote Ugly

BB (out of 5) A good soundtrack and excellent hair design will never hide the fact that this film is less scholarly than a Playmate of the Month video. For … Continue reading

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November 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Amityville Horror (2005)

BB (out of 5) Family man Ryan Reynolds moves wife Melissa George and three stepkids into a giant mansion on Long Island that is only affordable to them because, a year … Continue reading

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July 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

BB.5 (out of 5) More junk madness as the famous eighties toys return for their second sequel to the 2007 hit film. Michael Bay is once again at the helm … Continue reading

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May 30, 2013 · 1 Comment

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

B.5 (out of 5) What should have been an even more exciting sequel to the rather formless original is just more of the same garbage, with a plot that piggybacks … Continue reading

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May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Transformers

BB (out of 5) Loud, unabashed mess from Michael Bay that updates the 80s toy sensation to the new millenium. Shia LaBeouf is a high-school student who is trying to get … Continue reading

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May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Island

BBB (out of 5) Imagine Blade Runner combined with Dirty Pretty Things and take away all the intelligence and sensitivity and you’ve got this fun, frothy action film by an … Continue reading

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May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Bad Boys II

BB (out of 5) Everything that was good about the original has been overdone to death in this extremely long sequel, an action film that just doesn’t know when to … Continue reading

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May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Pearl Harbor

B (out of 5) Complete and utter bore that runs an excessive three hours and is rife with plastic dialogue, overly-photographed scenery and impossibly dull pacing. Ben Affleck (looking like … Continue reading

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May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Armageddon

BB (out of 5) When a giant asteroid heading straight towards Earth is discovered by scientists, the American government quickly puts together a drilling team to go up into outer … Continue reading

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May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment