Norbit

0 (out of 5) Eddie Murphy has had a few dogs in his highly successful career, but it’s still surprising to think that this piece of garbage could involve him. Teaming up with makeup wizard Rick Baker, Murphy plays three characters: the title role, a soft-spoken dweeb who is raised in an orphanage, an (offensively stereotyped)…

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Who’s Your Caddy?

B (out of 5) I suppose you gotta appreciate the guts it takes to make any movie where the black people are mean and stupid and all the white people are racist and uncool. Antwan Andre Patton (aka Big Boi) plays a wealthy hip-hop label owner who wants to become a member of the country…

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Any Given Sunday

BB (out of 5) Al Pacino plays the disgruntled, aging coach of a troubled football team owned by a tough-as-nails, monstrously evil woman (well, aren’t they all, Mr. Stone) who thinks the team needs new management. Dennis Quaid plays the team’s star quarterback, Jamie Foxx is the new star in town and Matthew Modine is the caring doctor who…

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Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

BB.5 (out of 5) More junk madness as the famous eighties toys return for their second sequel to the 2007 hit film. Michael Bay is once again at the helm of a loud, tasteless and incomprehensible mess as the Autobots and Decepticons go head to head in yet another battle for the future of planet…

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