Flight of the Cardinal (2010)

RACHEL GASTON Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2010.  Gaston Pictures, Independent Flight Productions.  Screenplay by Robert Gaston.  Cinematography by David Oye.  Produced by Robert Gaston.  Music by Matthew Richmond.  Production Design by David Bankes.  Film Editing by Robert Gaston.  Podcast:  Bad Gay Movies.   A cabin in the Smoky Mountains of North Carolina is the setting for this low-rent Key Largo.  Grady, the…

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Winning Dad (2015)

ARTHUR ALLEN Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2015.  Arcturus Entertainment, Tonight I’ll Make It.  Screenplay by Arthur Allen.  Cinematography by Julia Bruk.  Produced by Arthur Allen, Case Barden, Julia Bruk.  Music by Geoff Gibbs, Julia Massey.  Production Design by Kjell Hansen.  Costume Design by Alexandra Allen.  Film Editing by Arthur Allen.  Podcast:  Bad Gay Movies. Colby is in love with Rusty but, while his…

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Ben & Arthur (2002)

SAM MRAOVICH Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2002.  Sam Mraovich Productions.  Screenplay by Sam Mraovich.  Cinematography by Michael Haboush, Sam Mraovich.  Produced by Sam Mraovich.  Music by Phil Garcia, Robert Mraovich, Sam Mraovich.  Film Editing by Chris Mraovich, Sam Mraovich.  Podcast:  Bad Gay Movies.   Often referred to as The Room for gay movies, this is bad to the point of being awe-inspiring.  A…

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

JAMES NGUYEN Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2010.  Expedition Films, Moviehead Pictures.  Story and Screenplay by James Nguyen.  Cinematography by Daniel Mai.  Produced by James Nguyen.  Music by Andrew Seger.  Production Design by John Davis.  Film Editing by Kim Chow.   There’s a level of bad that almost becomes masterful, and it’s impossible to really communicate the feelings caused by this…

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The Perfect Wedding (2012)

SCOTT GABRIEL Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2012.  Arcadia Creative, small or LARGE Productions.  Screenplay by Ed Gaffney, Suzanne Brockmann, Jason T. Gaffney.  Cinematography by Lauretta Prevost.  Produced by Suzanne Brockmann, Scott Gabriel, Ed Gaffney, Jason T. Gaffney.  Music by Jack Gravina.  Production Design by Lynda Contarino, Jess Novak.  Costume Design by Mark Richard Caswell.  Film Editing by Sofi Marshall.  Podcast: Bad…

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Such Good People (2014)

STEWART WADE Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2014.  Such Good Productions.  Story by David Michael Barrett, Greg Sterling, Screenplay by David Michael Barrett.  Cinematography by Pierluigi Malavasi, Dominique Muller.  Produced by David Avallone, David Michael Barrett, Stewart Wade.  Music by Jonathan Dinerstein.  Production Design by Roman Udalov.  Costume Design by Cari Avila.  Film Editing by David Avallone.  Podcast:  Bad Gay Movies.   Randy Harrison and…

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What Happens Next (2011)

JAY ARNOLD Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2011.  Jaded Creative Productions.  Screenplay by Jay Arnold, Thom Cardwell.  Cinematography by Joe Meccariello.  Produced by Jay Arnold, Fred M. Caruso.  Music by Kerry Muzzey. Production Design by Jason Courson.  Costume Design by Mark Richard Caswell.  Film Editing by Brian Gannon, Greg Vermette.   A wealthy and successful CEO (Jon Lindstrom) sells his business…

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The Gays (2014)

T.S. SLAUGHTER Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  BTB Productions.  USA, 2014.  Screenplay by T.S. Slaughter.  Cinematography by Puto Jones.  Produced by Paul Serrano.  Film Editing by Jeanne Dielman.   A young man sits at a bar and tells a new friend about his oddball family, his parents being two men (one of whom occupies the mother role in drag) who gave birth to…

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Scenes From A Gay Marriage (2012)

MATT RIDDLEHOOVER Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2012.  Chase Productions, Empire Films.  Screenplay by Matt Riddlehoover.  Cinematography by Shane Bartlett.  Produced by Matt Riddlehoover.  Production Design by Ryan Ripley.  Costume Design by Ryan Ripley.  Film Editing by Miranda Megill, Matt Riddlehoover.  Podcast: Bad Gay Movies.   Matt Riddlehoover directs himself in a bare premise that never quite manages to be a film….

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Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013)

TYLER PERRY Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2013.  Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company.  Screenplay by Tyler Perry, based on his play The Marriage Counselor.  Cinematography by Alexander Gruszynski.  Produced by Ozzie Areu, Paul Hall, Tyler Perry.  Music by Aaron Zigman.  Production Design by Eloise Crane Stammerjohn.  Costume Design by Johnetta Boone.  Film Editing by Maysie Hoy.   As ridiculous a mess as was ever…

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Winter’s Tale (2014)

AKIVA GOLDSMAN Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 2014.  Village Roadshow Pictures, Warner Bros., Weed Road Pictures.  Screenplay by Akiva Goldsman, based on the novel by Mark Helprin.  Cinematography by Caleb Deschanel. Produced by Tony Allard, Akiva Goldsman, Marc Platt, Michael Tadross.  Music by Rupert Gregson-Williams, Hans Zimmer.  Production Design by Naomi Shohan.  Costume Design by Michael Kaplan.  Film Editing by…

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Wild 90 (1968)

NORMAN MAILER Bil’s rating (out of 5):  0.  USA, 1968.  Supreme Mix Productions.  Screenplay by D.A. Pennebaker.  Cinematography by D.A. Pennebaker.  Produced by Buzz Farber, Mickey Knox, Norman Mailer.  Music by Charlie Brown.  Film Editing by Norman Mailer, Jan Welt.   An obnoxiously indulgent mess from writer Norman Mailer, here making his debut as a director (though in this case he stretches the…

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