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Winter’s Tale

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(out of 5)


An incomprehensible mess that gives you a glimpse of what it looks like when good actors die for our sins.  is raised an orphan after his parents are rejected in turn-of-the-century Ellis Island for contagious pulmonary illness, then years later is a ruffian on the streets of New York City.  The impression, never clearly pointed out by Akiva Goldsman’s impossibly terrible direction, is that he was once under the wing of evil , who is actually a demon from hell grooming Farrell for equal badness, but our hero has now decided to step out on his own.  Farrell meets and falls in love with beautiful , herself perpetually ill with tuberculosis (she spends all her time walking barefoot in the snow to keep her fever down, which I’m pretty sure is not the way to deal with that illness), and then later finds himself in modern-day Manhattan (watch the movie if you want to find out why, I simply cannot go through it right now) befriending  and her terminally ill daughter.  All the while Crowe is hounding him because people are all allowed to give one miracle to another human being and he is pissed about what he thinks Farrell is going to do with his.  Also,  is in it as the devil, reading Stephen Hawking in 1916.  WHAT?  Sappy dialogue and a plot that defies all logic under even the most forgiving of circumstances (accepting that it is a romantic fantasy without rules still gets you nowhere) make for the kind of garbage you should only watch if you need a good laugh, and then it has the audacity to waste the time of the great .


Village Roadshow Pictures, Warner Bros., Weed Road Pictures

USA, 2014

Directed by

Screenplay by Akiva Goldsman, based on the novel by

Cinematography by

Produced by , Akiva Goldsman, ,

Music by ,

Production Design by

Costume Design by

Film Editing by ,


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