Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl

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(out of 5)


A young woman () grows up in British-controlled Jamaica hoping for all the things that “modern” women in period movies long for: a marriage to someone with integrity (i.e. he’s not as rich as her but doesn’t mind), lots of crazy adventure and the chance to reject nasty men. She gets all this and more when undead pirates show up in Port Royal and kidnap her in hopes of retrieving a gold medallion she has held on to since childhood. Now, her true love (), a poor blacksmith who doesn’t compare to the rich Commodore who plans on marrying her, must sail after the Black Pearl upon which she has been kidnapped, and save her. To do so, he teams up with a perpetually drunk, shipless pirate () who was once the Black Pearl’s captain and knows where she is headed.   also gets some scene-stealing moments as the cursed pirate ship’s mutinous captain, though all the fun in this bloated mess comes from Depp’s curiously weird Keith Richards imitation; it just figures that this anti-movie-star movie star would take a lead in a Hollywood action movie and turn it into a character role. Bloom and Knighley aren’t as successful, giving boring performances in an even more boring rehash of the Titanic romance, his resemblance to Errol Flynn in thirties swashbucklers providing very little compensation.  The many adventures should make it feel richer but instead it just comes off as a bunch of stupid scenarios strung together by a group of concept writers; what else could you possibly expect from a movie based on an amusement park ride?   It is sometimes fun and young people might find themselves getting something out of it, but everyone else is advised to either check their brain at the door or simply stay the hell out: dead men tell no tales, and neither do studio executives with far too much money to play around with and no credible writers in sight.


USA, 2003

Directed by 

Story by , , , , Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio

Cinematography by 

Produced by

Music by

Production Design by

Costume Design by

Film Editing by , ,


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Academy Award Nominations
Best Actor in a Leading Role (Johnny Depp as “Jack Sparrow”)
Best Makeup (Ve Neill, Martin Samuel)
Best Sound Editing (Christopher Boyes, George Watters II)
Best Sound Mixing (Christopher Boyes, David Parker, David Campbell, Lee Orloff)
Best Visual Effects (John Knoll, Hal Hickel, Charles Gibson, Terry Frazee)

Golden Globe Award Nomination
Best Performance By An Actor in a Motion Picture-Comedy or Musical (Johnny Depp)

Screen Actors Guild Award
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role (Johnny Depp)

British Academy Award
Best Make Up/Hair

Nominations
Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role (Johnny Depp)
Best Costume Design
Best Sound
Best Achievement in Special Visual Effects


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