MARC SALTARELLI

Bil’s rating (out of 5):  B.  USA, 2006.  Sharpie Films.  Cinematography by Carl Bartels.  Produced by Jerry Goldberg.  Music by Bill Newlin.  Production Design by Mary Przybylski.  Costume Design by Alycia Belle.  

Silly but hysterical soft core porn effort about a group of male models who are being targeted by a mysterious killer. After an overextended underwear shoot, the boys are sent to a California ranch to shoot a nude cowboy photo book and end up running through the woods avoiding the dangerous mass murderer who wields axes, guns, knives, garden shears and nooses with equal aplomb. It’s absolutely necessary that the acting and writing be terrible in a film whose main purpose is to get really hot guys naked, but a little bit more effort in the Clue-inspired plotting wouldn’t have killed anyone (no pun intended).