My Old Addiction

Movie Reviews By Bil Antoniou

After The Sunset (2004)

BRETT RATNER

Bil’s rating (out of 5):  BB.  USA, 2004.  New Line Cinema, Firm Films, Contrafilm, Rat Entertainment.  Story by , Screenplay by Paul Zbyszewski, .  Cinematography by .  Produced by , , .  Music by .  Production Design by .  Costume Design by .  Film Editing by .  

Woody Harrelson and Pierce Brosnan in After The Sunset

Yay, more movies for stupid people! , who looks like he’s lampooning himself in a Campari ad, plays a sophisticated jewel thief (ooh, where did they come up with that one?) who has one last big heist before retiring to the tropics with his beautiful thieving partner (Salma Hayek). They’re not left alone for long, however, when the FBI agent (Woody Harrelson) whose career they ruined shows up and decides to stick on their tails. Brosnan insists that he’s done stealing, but it doesn’t take long for his surrounding friends and foes to realize that the impending arrival of a giant cruise ship carrying a splendid jewel exhibit might have something to do with his choice of retirement location. Brett Ratner makes sure that everything, including bodies and scenery, look irresistible, but the story (and its predictable twists) is just a retread of well-known heist movie cliches. This is the kind of movie that Brosnan seemed not to want to make when he filmed The Thomas Crown Affair, but alas it seems to have happened anyway.

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