Anaconda (1997)


Bil’s rating (out of 5):  B

USA/Brazil/Peru, 1997.  Cinema Line Film Corporation, Columbia Pictures Corporation, Iguana Producciones, Middle Fork Productions, Skylight Cinema Foto Art, St. Tropez Films.  Screenplay by , , .  Cinematography by .  Produced by ,, , .  Music by .  Production Design by .  Costume Design by .  Film Editing by .  

Laughably bad horror movie has documentarian lead a crew through the Amazon only to have her trip interrupted by a giant river snake that eats her employees whole. Bad dialogue, embarrassing visual effects and weak (to say the least) performances abound everywhere, not to mention the fact that Lopez never convinces you for a millisecond that she’s actually a filmmaker (though she does point a camera in the air a few times).

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