Naked Boys Singing (2007)

ROBERT SCHROCK, TROY CHRISTIAN

Bil’s rating (out of 5):   0.

USA, 2007.  Funny Boy Films.  Screenplay by , , , , , Robert Schrock, , , , .  Cinematography by Troy Christian, .  Produced by .  Music by Stephen Bates.  Production Design by .  Costume Design by .  Film Editing by Troy Christian, Jerry Evans.  

This is not actually a movie, but a filmed performance of a live musical show in which a group of completely naked men purport to sing about gay issues (actually they only sing about gay culture, which is not the same thing). Superb in concept (particularly when the guys look this good naked), but atrocious in execution: filmed cheaply using a staged audience whose laughter and applause are obviously canned, it also features guys who are not all particularly good singers. The ones with skill lose out as well since the songs are all lame to the point of embarrassing (particularly some really sophomoric lyric writing). Those who want to get something titillating should steer clear and just rent gay porn; after a few minutes of patience you want gorgeous, naked men to be doing something they’re good at.

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