Private Resort (1985)

GEORGE BOWERS

Bil’s rating (out of 5):  B

USA, 1985.  Delphi III Productions, TriStar Pictures.  Story by , , , Screenplay by Gordon Mitchell.  Cinematography by .  Produced by , .  Production Design by .  Costume Design by .  Film Editing by .  

Cinema of the eighties is rife with idiotic, sexed-up comedies aimed at teenagers, and this forgettable entry would have been swept under the rug in recent years if it didn’t include early performances by  and .  They play criminally horny teenagers who visit a summer resort and do their best to get laid every which way they can. Trouble is, hotel security is on their tail and out to get them into some very serious trouble. An appearance by might make it a draw for his fans, but otherwise it’s just another T-and-A romp with cheap jokes and no after-effect.

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