My Old Addiction

Movie Reviews By Bil Antoniou

Transformers

BB

(out of 5)


Loud, unabashed mess from Michael Bay that updates the 80s toy sensation to the new millenium.  is a high-school student who is trying to get through his days without being beaten up by the cool guys and is hoping that the hot girl in class will someday notice him. He gets his wish fulfilled when the used car his dad buys him turns out to be an alien from another planet, recently arrived with a whole army of vehicularly disguised mega-robots in search of an artifact that they lost on earth decades earlier. From here explodes a huge adventure that involves the U.S. army and two sides of robot factions (one good, one bad) that fight each other for domination of their missing treasure. Bay’s film embraces all manner of emotions, all walks of life, gives us glimpses into the American spirit that show the nature of the country’s domination and the righteousness of its uses of power: Bay’s film is America. In short, it’s total bullshit and lasts way too long, with a pedestrian plot that fails to capture the imagination even when the magnificent visual effects are at their most impressive. Not helping the matter are two terrible performances in the centre, with LeBoeuf running around desperately begging us to like him and  (as the class hot girl) barely able to deliver dialogue with the slightest bit of conviction; the giant robots elicit more feeling than these two do.


DreamWorks, Paramount Pictures, Hasbro, Di Bonaventura Pictures, SprocketHeads

USA, 2007

Directed by

Story by , , , Screenplay by Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman

Cinematography by 

Produced by , , ,

Music by

Production Design by

Costume Design by

Film Editing by , ,


Academy Award Nominations
Best Sound Editing (Ethan Van Der Ryn, Mike Hopkins)
Best Sound Mixing (Kevin O’Connell, Greg P. Russell, Peter J. Devlin)
Best Visual Effects (Scott Farrar, Scott Benza, Russell Earl, John Frazier

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