(out of 5)

Comedy trash that will only entertain those with a penchant for watching bikini-clad bodies and nothing else. A geeky computer programmer gets a miraculous break when his computer designs a program for him that puts him in good with his boss and gains him a super summer-long vacation. When he arrives at his beachside cabin he discovers that none of the rich snobs vacationing in the area want to get to know him. Problems are solved, however, when a witch shows up in the form of a beautiful woman and promises to turn him into an irresistible hunk in return for his soul. Naturally, he says yes, and the next day wakes up a picture-perfect Miami Vice extra with a killer bod and a lamentable 80s wardrobe to go with it (oh please, give us as many pink-and-blue combinations as you can manage). What to do when our hero falls in love and needs his lady love to know who he really is? Who cares!  embarrasses himself by playing the devil as a swishy pirate, only one of the terrifyingly bad aspects of this worthless experience. Not in any way intelligent, funny or even passable in that late-night-trashy-entertainment kind of way.

Marimark Productions

USA, 1987

Directed by

Screenplay by Lawrence Bassoff

Cinematography by 

Produced by

Music by

Production Design by

Costume Design by

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